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vesley:

my whole life

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When someone makes you the happiest person and the saddest person at the same time, that’s when it’s real. That’s when it’s worth something.

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Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.

— Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)
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doritoslocostacosupreme:

ariana grande at mariah carey

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nowyoukno:

elroidness:

harukami:

robowolves:

johannamasonjar:

henryisgod:

i-am-a-teenage-anarchist:

fruitshateme:

nowyoukno:

Source for more like this follow NowYouKno

ya but ya titty out

rather have my titty out than slowly suffocate in a chemical spill

How are women  suppose to get their bra off from under their clothes and secured properly to their face in time if there is a sudden leakage of lethal gas

Henry, you severely underestimate our abilities.

son, this bra clasps in the front, that is easy mode

Fact: Everyone who regularly wears a bra can get it off, barely disturbing the rest of their clothes, in under 20 seconds.

There could be a bra-less woman around you in less than 20 seconds.
You would never know.

You would never know but NowYouKno

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missinglinc:

consultingmoosecaptain:

GET THIS MAN A HAMMER AND A CAPE

I got someone he can hammer.. Shiiiiiiiit… Lol
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cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

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braydaaan:

vvank3rshim:

holyhotpantsbatman:

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

now i feel like ive actually accomplished something today thank u ily

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sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

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otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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fake-mermaid:

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you know they dead

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bahtmun:

emergeddivergent:

falloutgal:

gallifrey-feels:

jawnthetimelord:

incendiarism:

why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense

when else should you start school????

in JANUARY

like a REGULAR HUMAN

WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON

CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT

BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS

AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY

Hogwarts starts in September

There you go.

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jacklesonmymind:

sswincestiel:

sweetiepiesammie:

dean-samwiches:

supernaturalapocalypse:

sociopathintheimpala:

deansdamnation:

how dare you

put dean back. Now.

And with Cas’s grace still burning out and burning him out…

NO STOP THAT

It was all about saving Sammy in the end anyway wasn’t it?

FUCK E V E R Y O N E

FUCK EVERYONE omfg

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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