my whole life
ariana grande at mariah carey
ya but ya titty out
rather have my titty out than slowly suffocate in a chemical spill
How are women suppose to get their bra off from under their clothes and secured properly to their face in time if there is a sudden leakage of lethal gas
Henry, you severely underestimate our abilities.
son, this bra clasps in the front, that is easy mode
Fact: Everyone who regularly wears a bra can get it off, barely disturbing the rest of their clothes, in under 20 seconds.
There could be a bra-less woman around you in less than 20 seconds.
You would never know.
You would never know but NowYouKno
I got someone he can hammer.. Shiiiiiiiit… Lol
GET THIS MAN A HAMMER AND A CAPE
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.
I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.
now i feel like ive actually accomplished something today thank u ily
One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
you know they dead
why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
when else should you start school????
like a REGULAR HUMAN
WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON
CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT
BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS
AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY
Hogwarts starts in September
There you go.
how dare you
put dean back. Now.
And with Cas’s grace still burning out and burning him out…
NO STOP THAT
It was all about saving Sammy in the end anyway wasn’t it?
FUCK E V E R Y O N E
FUCK EVERYONE omfg
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life